ZERO
TOLERANCE.

THEY SAID ZERO TOLERANCE.
SO WE STARTED PAYING THEM.

Creator fees buy official Old School Bonds. We give them away for free. $ZERO burns when warranted.

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READ THE STATEMENT THAT STARTED THIS

This entire thing exists because of one statement.

CA: LAUNCHING SOON

A deadpan medieval treasury official stamps orders while an exhausted clerk files paperwork and adventurers wait for certificates.
COMPLIANCE STATUS: QUESTIONABLESYSTEM OPERATING NORMALLY.
ZERO TOLERANCE emblem

TREASURY CONTROL PANEL

The numbers have been counted. Twice.
TOLERANCE REMAINING0%Permanent. Non-negotiable.
SPENT ON OFFICIAL BONDS$0Recorded to date
BONDS PURCHASED0Recorded to date
BONDS GIVEN AWAY0Recorded to date
COMPLETED ACTIONS0Completed & filed
WAR CHEST$0Available campaign funds
NEXT RAIDCOMING SOONView next raid ↗

They made a statement.
We opened a department.

TREASURY
ORDER
  1. 01

    $ZERO TRADES

  2. 02

    CREATOR FEES ACCRUE

  3. 03

    THE WAR CHEST GETS FUNDED

  4. 04

    OFFICIAL BONDS ARE PURCHASED

  5. 05

    WE HAND THEM OUT FOR FREE

  6. 06

    THE RECEIPTS GET FILED

Creator fees flow into the War Chest. The War Chest is primarily used for official Bond purchases and giveaways, and may also fund $ZERO buybacks/burns and Zero Tolerance operations.

FIELD OPERATIONS

ZERO TOLERANCE
BOND RAID.

Medieval government agents hand free membership certificates directly to adventurers in a town square.

NEXT BOND RAID

NEXT RAID TO BE ANNOUNCED.

COMING SOON

WORLD
TBA
LOCATION
To be announced
BONDS AVAILABLE
To be announced

FREE MEANS FREE

  • FREE BONDS
  • NO PURCHASE REQUIRED
  • NO $ZERO REQUIRED
  • NO CRYPTO WALLET REQUIRED
  • NO GP REQUIRED
  • NO ITEMS REQUIRED
  • NO WAGER
  • WHILE SUPPLIES LAST
An exhausted fantasy accountant keeps the department’s enormous public ledger.

THE PUBLIC LEDGER

Every action.
On record.

Every real action gets filed here. Tap an entry for receipts, transaction links and share tools.

NO ENFORCEMENT ACTIONS RECORDED YET.

No official Bond purchases or giveaways have been filed.

The first completed action will appear here automatically.

The accountant is enjoying the quiet.

DEPARTMENT OF CLARIFICATION

Before you
file a complaint.

7 reasonable questions about an unreasonable premise.

Why are we doing this?

On September 14, 2026, Jagex announced a zero-tolerance approach to crypto-linked market manipulation, warning that accounts involved could face action. That statement inspired ZERO TOLERANCE: our tongue-in-cheek response is to use creator fees to buy official Old School Bonds and give them away for free. Read Jagex's statement

Where do creator fees go?

Creator fees flow into the War Chest. The War Chest is primarily used for official Bond purchases and giveaways, and may also fund $ZERO buybacks/burns and Zero Tolerance operations.

Are you manipulating RuneScape item prices?

$ZERO does not track or peg itself to any in-game item. We buy official Bonds for free giveaways, not to speculate on RuneScape item prices.

Are the Bonds actually free?

Yes, we ask for no GP, items, crypto, or payment. You need an Old School RuneScape account to receive an in-game gift. We never ask for your password. They are first come first serve. View current raid

Does $ZERO track an in-game item?

$ZERO does not track or peg itself to any in-game item. We buy official Bonds and give them away; the project does not track or speculate on the price of Bonds or any RuneScape item.

Is this affiliated with Jagex?

No. ZERO TOLERANCE is an independent parody project, with no Jagex affiliation or endorsement.

Is $ZERO an investment?

It is a speculative memecoin with no promise of profit, yield, income or financial return. It can lose all value. Free Bond giveaways are separate from token ownership and are not holder rewards.

THE DECREE

They said zero tolerance.
We listened.

Creator fees fuel the War Chest. Bonds first. $ZERO burns when warranted. The paperwork gets filed.

ENFORCEMENT BEGINS SOON.
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$ZERO · Robinhood Chain · Pons v2. Always verify the contract address before trading.

ENFORCEDTOLERANCE REMAINS AT ZERO.